Papercut
Author: cynicalism
Rating: G
Genre: General/Humor
Pairing/Characters: Tamaki/Haruhi
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used.
Summary: Tamaki's got a papercut.

"I'm dying."

"Hello Tamaki senpai." Haruhi greeted with a wave, not once looking up from the book she was reading.

"I'm really dying, Haruhi." The blond replied in his most dramatic voice.

"Mm." She reached for a cracker on the platter next to her.

"Haruhiiii."

She sighed and put down her book, knowing she wouldn't be able to concentrate with his blubbering in the background, "What is it Tamaki senpai?"

He showed her his pinky.

She blinked.

"Senpai. This is a papercut."

He nodded frantically, pushing the injured digit to her face. She sighed and fished around her bag for a first aid kit. "Hold still."

He winced as she put on some antiseptic before applying a bandage, "There."

He frowned so that his lips pouted slightly, "It still hurts."

She acted without thinking, mind still on the book she had been reading, and took his hand in hers to kiss his pinky. "Better?"

He blinked... and flushed violently red.

"Eh senpai? You're really red now, does it hurt that badly?"

He couldn't find his voice as he stared at his pinky.

"Okaasan used to do that whenever I got hurt...haha...I know it doesn't work but..."

His eyes softened and his lips curled into a soft smile, "Thank you, Haruhi. I feel much better."

-

"Haruhiii!"

"KYAA! SENPAI! TAKE THAT BANDAGE OFF!"

"But..." He whimpered.

"IT'S BEEN 3 WEEKS, YOUR PINKY IS FINE AND THAT THING IS TURNING BLACK!"